Suggestive Selena Gomez Song Is About Nick Jonas
Thursday, July 31st, 2008
If you find the Jonas Brothers to be the most annoying band in the world, then you must be an old fart, or you just might have good taste, which is what maturity gives you. Selena Gomez’s music for Disney might fall under the same category, so a Selena Gomez song about a Jonas brother might be double the yuck factor. Still, “Head First” might just grow on ya, if you just plug your ears and let your mind wander about what the song could be about. Hmm… Both are young Christians who wear purity rings and all that, promising no sex until marriage. Still, Selena just turned sixteen, and everyone knows what happened to Jamie Lynn Spears when she was sixteen… So “Head First” might be all about safe, oral love between two consenting individuals, with no danger of a career-ending pregnancy in sight! What do you think?
If you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking, shame on you! All I’m thinking is that Selena doesn’t have that defective Spears gene, so she’s got a more level head on her shoulders than Jamie Lynn. You should just click here and check out that site instead, and maybe one day Selena Gomez will make her way there, just like all the other naughty Nickolodeon and Disney teens who just can’t control themselves…