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Selena Gomez is almost legal to fuck

Friday, May 21st, 2010

Again, we’re plagued by our one enemy when it comes to teen celebrities: age. They’re still quite young, but their hotness is so tantalizing it hurts us not to have a crack at them. Like Selena Gomez here, who’s still a few months from being legally fuckable, but for now, let’s play the waiting game on this potential slut until she’s shed her squeaky clean image. But even now, she’s already being spotted with the Jonas Brothers, probably planning the crazy orgy they’ll do to welcome Selena’s cunt to eighteenhood with a bang. She isn’t even holding herself back, this girl Selena. She’s letting herself be captured by the paparazzi, with her slender legs and body decorating the beach in a purple , cameltoe-making two-piece. Selena Gomez, if you weren’t such a potential piece of slut, we wouldn’t have bothered waiting for your 18th birthday on tenterhooks, when we finally see you rocking Hollywood like your older sisters Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and today’s paparazzi favorite, Lindsay Lohan. All you have to do is step into the shoes these certified sluts have torn apart with their scandalous behaviors and you’ll be one step closer to fitting right among the skanks of Tinseltown. Until then, we’ll wait.