Posts Tagged ‘beach’

Selena Gomez is almost legal to fuck

Friday, May 21st, 2010

Again, we’re plagued by our one enemy when it comes to teen celebrities: age. They’re still quite young, but their hotness is so tantalizing it hurts us not to have a crack at them. Like Selena Gomez here, who’s still a few months from being legally fuckable, but for now, let’s play the waiting game on this potential slut until she’s shed her squeaky clean image. But even now, she’s already being spotted with the Jonas Brothers, probably planning the crazy orgy they’ll do to welcome Selena’s cunt to eighteenhood with a bang. She isn’t even holding herself back, this girl Selena. She’s letting herself be captured by the paparazzi, with her slender legs and body decorating the beach in a purple , cameltoe-making two-piece. Selena Gomez, if you weren’t such a potential piece of slut, we wouldn’t have bothered waiting for your 18th birthday on tenterhooks, when we finally see you rocking Hollywood like your older sisters Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and today’s paparazzi favorite, Lindsay Lohan. All you have to do is step into the shoes these certified sluts have torn apart with their scandalous behaviors and you’ll be one step closer to fitting right among the skanks of Tinseltown. Until then, we’ll wait.

More Wet N’ Wild Selena Gomez Pics

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Selena Gomez gets into a bikini scandal again?  No, don’t worry about that, all you guardians of Selena’s morality.  It’s just a photo shoot done by Disney’s newest princess for Seventeen magazine, where she serves as the model for a Beach Beauty Guide the magazine put up as an article.  Selena is even wearing a sleeveless wifebeater over her one-piece swimsuit in the photographs that accompany the article, so it’s the furthest thing from a titillating photoshoot as can be.  Unless you’re into wet and translucent shirts draped over a budding adolescent body, of course.  But then, as long as you’re a teenager like her too, there’s definitely nothing wrong with that!

Click here for more photos of this Latina hottie-in-the-making!  Selena puts the sweetness back into the recent Disney sizzle, for all her teen fans out there!