Selena Gomez is almost legal to fuck

May 21st, 2010 by Sel

Again, we’re plagued by our one enemy when it comes to teen celebrities: age. They’re still quite young, but their hotness is so tantalizing it hurts us not to have a crack at them. Like Selena Gomez here, who’s still a few months from being legally fuckable, but for now, let’s play the waiting game on this potential slut until she’s shed her squeaky clean image. But even now, she’s already being spotted with the Jonas Brothers, probably planning the crazy orgy they’ll do to welcome Selena’s cunt to eighteenhood with a bang. She isn’t even holding herself back, this girl Selena. She’s letting herself be captured by the paparazzi, with her slender legs and body decorating the beach in a purple , cameltoe-making two-piece. Selena Gomez, if you weren’t such a potential piece of slut, we wouldn’t have bothered waiting for your 18th birthday on tenterhooks, when we finally see you rocking Hollywood like your older sisters Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and today’s paparazzi favorite, Lindsay Lohan. All you have to do is step into the shoes these certified sluts have torn apart with their scandalous behaviors and you’ll be one step closer to fitting right among the skanks of Tinseltown. Until then, we’ll wait.

Suggestive Selena Gomez Song Is About Nick Jonas

July 31st, 2008 by Sel

If you find the Jonas Brothers to be the most annoying band in the world, then you must be an old fart, or you just might have good taste, which is what maturity gives you.  Selena Gomez’s music for Disney might fall under the same category, so a Selena Gomez song about a Jonas brother might be double the yuck factor.  Still, “Head First” might just grow on ya, if you just plug your ears and let your mind wander about what the song could be about.  Hmm… Both are young Christians who wear purity rings and all that, promising no sex until marriage.  Still, Selena just turned sixteen, and everyone knows what happened to Jamie Lynn Spears when she was sixteen…  So “Head First” might be all about safe, oral love between two consenting individuals, with no danger of a career-ending pregnancy in sight!  What do you think?

If you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking, shame on you!  All I’m thinking is that Selena doesn’t have that defective Spears gene, so she’s got a more level head on her shoulders than Jamie Lynn.  You should just click here and check out that site instead, and maybe one day Selena Gomez will make her way there, just like all the other naughty Nickolodeon and Disney teens who just can’t control themselves…

Selena Gomez In Her Underwear

July 31st, 2008 by Sel

Thought you found another Selena Gomez scandal?  Well, it might be one, if we lived in a 2-D cartoon world, like Roger Rabbit.  But this Selena Gomez image dressed in nothing but her undies isn’t some sort of perverted underground cartoon or anything like that.  There’s no need to think there’s a Selena Gomez hentai making the rounds on the internet, because it’s just a Selena Gomez virtual dress-up doll, the kind that used to be made out of cardboard that you’d have to press out from a book.  Now they’re online and you can have your daughter, niece or younger sister play dress up with the star of “Wizards of Waverly Place“.  Of course what you do with it is up to you, but you’d better lock your door if you’ve got plans for this picture, or your mom might walk in on you and it could get pretty embarrassing…

But if ridicule doesn’t stop you (and why should it), you can go play with more hot Selena Gomez images here on this site, along with lots more naughty and fun celeb stuff!

More Wet N’ Wild Selena Gomez Pics

July 31st, 2008 by Sel

Selena Gomez gets into a bikini scandal again?  No, don’t worry about that, all you guardians of Selena’s morality.  It’s just a photo shoot done by Disney’s newest princess for Seventeen magazine, where she serves as the model for a Beach Beauty Guide the magazine put up as an article.  Selena is even wearing a sleeveless wifebeater over her one-piece swimsuit in the photographs that accompany the article, so it’s the furthest thing from a titillating photoshoot as can be.  Unless you’re into wet and translucent shirts draped over a budding adolescent body, of course.  But then, as long as you’re a teenager like her too, there’s definitely nothing wrong with that!

Click here for more photos of this Latina hottie-in-the-making!  Selena puts the sweetness back into the recent Disney sizzle, for all her teen fans out there!

Selena Gomez And Demi Lovato Bikini Scandal

July 31st, 2008 by Sel

The timing was what made this issue so hard ignore.  After all, Miley Cyrus was constantly in the headlines, what with all the brouhaha over the Annie Leibovitz photoshoot, and then those naughty, naughty shower and striptease pics started leaking onto the internet, gifts to Miley’s adoring fans from a supposed hacker who broke into Miley’s cellphone.  With Miley Cyrus revealing her true slutty nature to the general public, it’s the squeaky clean Selena Gomez who is really looking like the heir apparent to the family-friendly Disney throne.  Then word spread of some wet n’ wild Selena Gomez pics, with her bestie and fellow actress Demi Lovato involved.

Well, it turned out to be some bikini pics by the pool as you can plainly see here, and most everyone gave a sigh of relief, but with an eyebrow still raised at what this could signify.  It was a close call for Selena, and Disney, and who knows what the future holds with all these kids running wild with their camera phones and narcissistic drive to post their every move on You Tube?  Who knows, but like I’ve said, I wouldn’t be surprised if a Selena Gomez nude pic showed up, and if you want to see the naughtiest stuff from her so far, go click on that link!